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Sliding Coffee Funnel Spoon
Overview
Sliding Design: Unique sliding mechanism for precise coffee powder dispensing
Material Quality: Durable plastic construction with smooth polishing finish
Modern Aesthetic: Minimalist style suitable for any kitchen decor
Multi-Function: Combines funnel and measuring spoon for efficient coffee preparation
Specifications
Material: Plastic
Color Options: Black OPP packaging, Transparent white OPP packaging
Polishing Process: Water throwing (machine throwing)
Style: Modern minimalist
Packing List
Sliding coffee funnel spoon*1
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Sliding Coffee Funnel Spoon
£9.99
A FAMILIAR MOMENT
You know this feeling.
A drawer that won't quite close, crowded with things you rarely reach for.
A counter already crowded before you've even begun.
Those extra minutes, every time, spent doing it the slow way.
THE REASON WHY
It's not you, it's the tool you're using.
Most tools built for this task assume one motion, one grip, one steady pace. The moment your hands are wet, the counter is crowded, or you're simply rushing, that single motion stops working in your favour.
Ours is shaped around how the task actually unfolds in a real kitchen, not a demonstration video. That distinction is the entire point.
WHAT SETS IT APART
Considered for the way you actually cook
Time, returned
One motion in place of five. Across a week, that adds up to real time back.
Designed with safety in mind
No exposed blade to work around, no awkward angle to catch you off guard.
At home in any kitchen
Slides neatly into a drawer or hangs from a hook. No counter space required.
Cleans in moments
No tight corners for food to linger in, no loose parts to keep track of.
Earns its place
The rare kitchen tool that pulls its weight, rather than simply taking up space.
HOW IT WORKS
Simple, from start to finish
Prepare
One motion to ready it. No assembly, no searching for extra parts.
Use
Guided by its shape, not by how carefully you're concentrating.
Rinse and store
Straight under the tap, dried, and back in the drawer within a minute.
SEE IT FOR YOURSELF
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IN THEIR WORDS
Real kitchens, real difference
“I've got two kids under six and about four minutes of patience most evenings. This is the first kitchen thing in years that's actually made that easier instead of being one more thing to wash up.”
“I genuinely thought this was going to be one of those things that looks clever in a video and does nothing in real life. It isn't. I use it most days now.”
“Wasn't sure it was worth it on a student budget, but it's held up fine and I've genuinely used it more than half the stuff in my kitchen box.”
HOW IT COMPARES
A clear case for switching
| This | Knife | Mandoline | Food processor | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under a minute | ||||
| No blade near your fingers | ||||
| Fits in a drawer | ||||
| Rinses clean, no parts to lose | ||||
| Under £40 |
QUESTIONS
Before you decide
Still unsure? These are the questions we get asked most.
Yes, it's built specifically so your hands stay clear of the working edge, unlike a loose knife or an open mandoline blade.
That's precisely the problem it's designed against: built for the fastest way to do the job, not the most impressive-looking one, so there's no extra friction stopping you reaching for it.
It's built to handle daily use, not just survive a demonstration video. Full material details are in the description above.
Rinse under the tap. There are no tight corners or separate parts for food to get caught in. Full care details are in the accordion above.
Yes, it's sized to fit in a standard drawer or hang from a hook, without taking over your counter.
Honestly, if you're only cooking occasionally, perhaps not yet. But if this is a task you take on most weeks, it pays for itself in time saved fairly quickly, and the 60-day guarantee means you're never stuck with it if it isn't.
You have 60 days to decide. If it isn't for you, send it back for a full refund.
We strongly recommend it, especially for fragile items. It's the quickest way to resolve a damaged, incorrect, or missing item. See our safe unboxing guide for how.
READY WHEN YOU ARE
Choose the easier way
Made in limited batches, with bundle pricing that won't hold indefinitely.
Add to cartA 60-day money-back guarantee, so trying it carries no risk.
What customers say
Trusted beyond our own site
“Ordered on a Tuesday, arrived Thursday, exactly as described.”